Teen fucks herself with a sex toy
The voyeur who filmed this candid photo struck gold here! He was lucky enough to get a great photo of a sexy young woman in the bathroom, spreading her legs so she can fit as much of her sex toy up her wet pussy as she can! The sex-starved teen seems to be enjoying filling her hole by fucking the vibrator and playing with her breasts!
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ok i really wanna have an orgasm but when i finger myself all i get is my pussy to pulse. what is that? and is there any really good way to maturbate without a dildo or vibrator? i would own one but i personally would die if i got caught with it. so in general how can i have a really amazing orgasm using only my hands?
ok i really wanna have an orgasm but when i finger myself all i get is my pussy to pulse. what is that? and is there any really good way to maturbate without a dildo or vibrator? i would own one but i personally would die if i got caught with it. so in general how can i have a really amazing orgasm using only my hands?
I believe my wife is in some amateur porn videos. She is partially obscured. There are id’s of the person who uploaded them. I would like to find someone who can trace the original uploader of the videos and, if possible, identify the person(s) in them.
I believe my wife is in some amateur porn videos. She is partially obscured. There are id’s of the person who uploaded them. I would like to find someone who can trace the original uploader of the videos and, if possible, identify the person(s) in them.
I believe my wife is in some amateur porn videos. She is partially obscured. There are id’s of the person who uploaded them. I would like to find someone who can trace the original uploader of the videos and, if possible, identify the person(s) in them.
I want some new idea’s! Im tired of “Fingering” And Ideas And Or Tips? Thanks In Advance!
I want some new idea’s! Im tired of “Fingering” And Ideas And Or Tips? Thanks In Advance!
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.
Q. What’s the biggest fish in the world?
A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you.
A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you’re feeding a horse.
Q. Have you heard about the new ‘Mint flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex?
A. They’re called ‘Predickamints’
Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
Q. What’s the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A. One goes “ribbit” the other goes “rub it”.’
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. What’s the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS?
A. Nothing.
Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it’s from.
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Well aren’t all kitchen appliances that colour?
Q. Whats the difference between parsley and pussy?
A. Nobody eats parsley.
Q. What’s green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermits Finger
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.
Q: What’s the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?
A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: “How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.”
Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery?
A: If you’re Eveready, I’m Frito Lay.
Q:What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A:Ten minutes of silence!
Q: What’s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A: Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!
Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo
Q. What is a zebra?
A. 26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.
Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A. Good morning Girls
Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out!
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.
Q. How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus?
A. At the circus, the clowns don’t talk.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don’t have eyes.
Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
Q. What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A. Whore’s fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.
Q. Did ya hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
A. It works by changing your blood type!!
Q:What do you call a truck full of dildos?
A:Toys for Twats
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout “Fuck”?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout “Bingo!”
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn’t?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won’t call you a week later.
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn’t want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What is a lesbian’s favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. “How do you breath through something so small?”
Q. Why don’t women wear watches?
A. There’s a clock on the stove!
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.
Q. What’s the biggest fish in the world?
A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you.
A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you’re feeding a horse.
Q. Have you heard about the new ‘Mint flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex?
A. They’re called ‘Predickamints’
Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
Q. What’s the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A. One goes “ribbit” the other goes “rub it”.’
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. What’s the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS?
A. Nothing.
Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it’s from.
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Well aren’t all kitchen appliances that colour?
Q. Whats the difference between parsley and pussy?
A. Nobody eats parsley.
Q. What’s green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermits Finger
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.
Q: What’s the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?
A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: “How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.”
Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery?
A: If you’re Eveready, I’m Frito Lay.
Q:What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A:Ten minutes of silence!
Q: What’s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A: Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!
Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo
Q. What is a zebra?
A. 26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.
Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A. Good morning Girls
Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out!
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.
Q. How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus?
A. At the circus, the clowns don’t talk.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don’t have eyes.
Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
Q. What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A. Whore’s fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.
Q. Did ya hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
A. It works by changing your blood type!!
Q:What do you call a truck full of dildos?
A:Toys for Twats
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout “Fuck”?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout “Bingo!”
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn’t?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won’t call you a week later.
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn’t want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What is a lesbian’s favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. “How do you breath through something so small?”
Q. Why don’t women wear watches?
A. There’s a clock on the stove!
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.
Q. What’s the biggest fish in the world?
A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you.
A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you’re feeding a horse.
Q. Have you heard about the new ‘Mint flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex?
A. They’re called ‘Predickamints’
Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
Q. What’s the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A. One goes “ribbit” the other goes “rub it”.’
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. What’s the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS?
A. Nothing.
Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it’s from.
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Well aren’t all kitchen appliances that colour?
Q. Whats the difference between parsley and pussy?
A. Nobody eats parsley.
Q. What’s green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermits Finger
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.
Q: What’s the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?
A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: “How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.”
Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery?
A: If you’re Eveready, I’m Frito Lay.
Q:What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A:Ten minutes of silence!
Q: What’s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A: Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!
Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo
Q. What is a zebra?
A. 26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.
Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A. Good morning Girls
Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out!
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.
Q. How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus?
A. At the circus, the clowns don’t talk.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don’t have eyes.
Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
Q. What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A. Whore’s fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.
Q. Did ya hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
A. It works by changing your blood type!!
Q:What do you call a truck full of dildos?
A:Toys for Twats
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout “Fuck”?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout “Bingo!”
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn’t?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won’t call you a week later.
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn’t want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What is a lesbian’s favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. “How do you breath through something so small?”
Q. Why don’t women wear watches?
A. There’s a clock on the stove!
My girlfriend … she’s a ten … she’s real tanned and she hits the gym … she wears red lingerie to BED…her daddys rich and she gives great HEAD!
My girlfriend … she’s a ten … she’s real tanned and she hits the gym … she wears red lingerie to BED…her daddys rich and she gives great HEAD!
I’m female and want to be able to do it when people r in the house! Some noise but homemade dildos only please!
I’m female and want to be able to do it when people r in the house! Some noise but homemade dildos only please!
I’m female and want to be able to do it when people r in the house! Some noise but homemade dildos only please!
I always dream of girls in thongs, and how she would bend over in it and the cloth would be tightly wrapped around her wet pussy, and I’d move her thong to the side and slide myself inside of her slowly. Does that turn you on?
I always dream of girls in thongs, and how she would bend over in it and the cloth would be tightly wrapped around her wet pussy, and I’d move her thong to the side and slide myself inside of her slowly. Does that turn you on?
I always dream of girls in thongs, and how she would bend over in it and the cloth would be tightly wrapped around her wet pussy, and I’d move her thong to the side and slide myself inside of her slowly. Does that turn you on?
Without stucking anything up my vigina including fingers and i watch porn but how do i get really wet and horny?
Without stucking anything up my vigina including fingers and i watch porn but how do i get really wet and horny?
From my experience white girls seem to be tighter and get wetter than mexican or black girls. Why is this?
From my experience white girls seem to be tighter and get wetter than mexican or black girls. Why is this?
From my experience white girls seem to be tighter and get wetter than mexican or black girls. Why is this?