Naked girl by the side of the road
Hmmm! This could prove embarrassing! The young woman indulged her fantasy of going naked outdoors by going for a drive in the nude but the last thing she expected was for her car to break down! Luckily for her she managed to coast the car to a phone point at the side of the road but she still had to leave the car and with no clothes with her, had to make the call naked! Even more embarrassing, she will have to wait for the rescue truck and deal with the mechanic while undressed!
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A man in his 40s was very happy to be married to a stunning blonde in her twenties. So happy, in fact, he found it hard to contain himself during sexy and would often orgasm too early and leave her dissatisfied. Saddened at his inability to please his wife, he turned to a closwe friend for help.
“As you know,” the friend told him, “my wife and I have a very happy sex life. Everyday after work, she greets me at the door naked. On the way home from work, I mastrubate. You know, to get the first one out the way. The second one always lasts much longer.”
Eager to try his friends approach, the man starts jerking himself, but had difficulty keeping his car on the road. He pulled over and layed down next to the car to finish the deed.
Five minutes into his roadside, a police officer walks up to the man and asks what he might be doing.
“I’m checking my exhaust,” the man replied.
“Well sir,” said the cop, “you should check your brakes, too. Your car rolled away 5 mins ago
Late at night this guy runs into a pub and gets a glass of water from the bartender. The guy drinks it in one gulp then asks for a second glass. Six glasses later, and he has recovered enough to speak. “Thanks,” he croaks.
“That’s one hell of a thirst you’ve got,” says the bartender.
The guy says, “Any man would be as bad if they’d just had sex with the woman in my car. She’s insatiable. She wants me to go right back out there and do it all again, but I can’t.”
“Where’s your car?” the landlord asks.
“At the roadside,” the guy gasps.
“Tell you what,” says the landlord, “you watch the bar for me while I go out and take your place.”
“Be my guest, the broad’s a nympo. She’ll do anybody.”
So the bartender goes outside and gets in the car. It’s totally dark, so the woman doesn’t realize she’s with a different man. They get right down to it, humping away. Five minutes later there’s a knock on the window. It’s a cop and he shines his flashlight on the naked couple.
“What’s going on here?” he asks.
“It’s all right, officer,” explains the bartender. “She’s my wife.”
“Oh, sorry sir, I didn’t realize…”
“Neither did I till you switched on that damned light.”
Need some clever ideas for a dare or bet – loser to strip to undies or completely. The more unique the better, like:
an elevator, rooftop, street corner, bus, flagpole, bar/restaurant, in car downtown, rowboat, etc, etc.
I know you guys have actual stories or some fantacies. Please share.