This is a warning to nudist women everywhere, be careful when sunbathing on a beach in the nude, it’s very easy to feel relaxed and end up dozing off but you should keep your wits about you or you may find yourself waking up and finding out you’ve unwittingly become the latest tourist attraction!
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Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a
little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the
newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked “What
do you have under the newspaper, mister?”
“A bird,” the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy
fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the
Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, “I don’t know. I
was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and
the next thing I know is I’m here.”
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her “What
did you do to that naked fellow?”
After a little pause, the girl replied, “To him? Nothing. I was
playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I cracked its eggs
From what people have been saying, only old people go to nude beaches, not young-middle aged girls. How come only old people go to them? why dont any young people like teenagers go to them?
why would a old person even want to go to one? nobody wants to see them there.
I really want to go to a nude beach & see at least 1 girl there but from the way it sounds there arent gonna be any girls there, except 80 year old girls.
I have read about people going to nude beaches & how they try to avoid getting erections. Some guys have said that he was scared to go to a nude beach because he might get an erection & embarrass himself.
Well if I was at a nude beach, was around girls, & got an erection I wouldn’t care. I would walk around with it.
I think it’s kinda cool that my wife and I go to the nude beach together, but I’ve been told that it’s weird for me to let strangers see my wife undressed, to enjoy her being naked outside or wearing sexy clothes.
What do people really think about this? Is it weird for me to enjoy people seeing her?
I’ve thought about it multiple times, people on Nude beaches, I know they open nude beaches to make a point that u shud be able to go on the beach nude. But, how do the nude people on the beach not get liked “excited” to see other nude people. I mean if they did get excited it would kind of be weird to see tons of guys who are “large” for the girls.
I’m at the coast for a few days and am hoping to go to the Local nude beach tomorrow or Friday. I’ll be going by myself, and am sort of nervous. The nude beach is not legal, but it is tolerated, very popular, and on the other side of a national park.
What do I do? Can I just walk up and down the beach a couple of times? If there are no other naked people, only clothed people, will I be right to strip off? What if I were to get a boner when I’m walking around?
I’m 18
Do many girls around my age go to nude beaches?
Thanks.
My wife is a beautiful supersized women with a big hour glass shape who is 5’-3”tall and measures 56- 46-58. She says people don’t want to see her naked body on the beach because it is unattractive. I say she is wrong and women of all sizes, even larger than her visit nude beaches each year.
I know that nude beaches like haulover beach, baker beach,gunnison beach are dominated by males,but i want to know that, how many completely nude female one can found in a weekend day in these beaches.
I plan on going on a trip in May and I want to go to a nude beach for the experience. I am having trouble finding locations for these beaches. I plan on taking a train to southern France, but I need a city to arrive in obviously. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.
I have noticed on the web some talk about “nude hiking or nude camping.” Is this popular? And where do you go for this activity. I have seen couples at the beach nude. They camp out on the beach in tents. They come out of their tent and stay “au natural” for the day, just soaking up sunshine!
topless beaches, thongs, nude sunbathing in city parks, braless summer tops… no problem throughout Europe, but their European descendants in America freak out over it. What happened to thes poor American women to make them such prudes?
topless beaches, thongs, nude sunbathing in city parks, braless summer tops… no problem throughout Europe, but their European descendants in America freak out over it. What happened to thes poor American women to make them such prudes?
I’ve always imagined these places to be filled with hot young women. But in every depiction of a nude beach or resort I’ve ever seen they are filled with old fat people but no young hotties. Why is this ?
I’ve always imagined these places to be filled with hot young women. But in every depiction of a nude beach or resort I’ve ever seen they are filled with old fat people but no young hotties. Why is this ?
I am going to a nude beach in the spring and was wondering if anyone has any advice on keeping my penis looking impressive. Any tips? Or do people even pay attention to that at a nude beach?
I am going to a nude beach in the spring and was wondering if anyone has any advice on keeping my penis looking impressive. Any tips? Or do people even pay attention to that at a nude beach?
I have seen pictures taken on nude beaches that are posted on the Web. We are talking full frontal nudity. Would you allow a nude photo of your self posted on the web?
I have seen pictures taken on nude beaches that are posted on the Web. We are talking full frontal nudity. Would you allow a nude photo of your self posted on the web?
I know people don’t usually go to nude beaches to find love, but I saw a post on a travel forum that said single Polish girls to to Chalupy to pick up boys. Is this true?
I know people don’t usually go to nude beaches to find love, but I saw a post on a travel forum that said single Polish girls to to Chalupy to pick up boys. Is this true?
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a
little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the
newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked “What
do you have under the newspaper, mister?”
“A bird,” the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy
fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the
Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, “I don’t know. I
was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and
the next thing I know is I’m here.”
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her “What
did you do to that naked fellow?”
After a little pause, the girl replied, “To him? Nothing. I was
playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I cracked its eggs
From what people have been saying, only old people go to nude beaches, not young-middle aged girls. How come only old people go to them? why dont any young people like teenagers go to them?
why would a old person even want to go to one? nobody wants to see them there.
I really want to go to a nude beach & see at least 1 girl there but from the way it sounds there arent gonna be any girls there, except 80 year old girls.
I have read about people going to nude beaches & how they try to avoid getting erections. Some guys have said that he was scared to go to a nude beach because he might get an erection & embarrass himself.
Well if I was at a nude beach, was around girls, & got an erection I wouldn’t care. I would walk around with it.
I think it’s kinda cool that my wife and I go to the nude beach together, but I’ve been told that it’s weird for me to let strangers see my wife undressed, to enjoy her being naked outside or wearing sexy clothes.
What do people really think about this? Is it weird for me to enjoy people seeing her?
I was just wondering if it’s considered inappropriate to have an erection while at a nude beach I think i might go to one sometime.
Me and my best friend (girl) are planning to go to a nude beach just to relax and have fun on the sun. Do you any place that is legal and care free?
I’ve thought about it multiple times, people on Nude beaches, I know they open nude beaches to make a point that u shud be able to go on the beach nude. But, how do the nude people on the beach not get liked “excited” to see other nude people. I mean if they did get excited it would kind of be weird to see tons of guys who are “large” for the girls.
I’m at the coast for a few days and am hoping to go to the Local nude beach tomorrow or Friday. I’ll be going by myself, and am sort of nervous. The nude beach is not legal, but it is tolerated, very popular, and on the other side of a national park.
What do I do? Can I just walk up and down the beach a couple of times? If there are no other naked people, only clothed people, will I be right to strip off? What if I were to get a boner when I’m walking around?
I’m 18
Do many girls around my age go to nude beaches?
Thanks.
My wife is a beautiful supersized women with a big hour glass shape who is 5’-3”tall and measures 56- 46-58. She says people don’t want to see her naked body on the beach because it is unattractive. I say she is wrong and women of all sizes, even larger than her visit nude beaches each year.
I know that nude beaches like haulover beach, baker beach,gunnison beach are dominated by males,but i want to know that, how many completely nude female one can found in a weekend day in these beaches.
I plan on going on a trip in May and I want to go to a nude beach for the experience. I am having trouble finding locations for these beaches. I plan on taking a train to southern France, but I need a city to arrive in obviously. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.
I have noticed on the web some talk about “nude hiking or nude camping.” Is this popular? And where do you go for this activity. I have seen couples at the beach nude. They camp out on the beach in tents. They come out of their tent and stay “au natural” for the day, just soaking up sunshine!
I have recently been debating visitng a nude beach, and my biggest concern is if I get an erection while im there.
I have recently been debating visitng a nude beach, and my biggest concern is if I get an erection while im there.
topless beaches, thongs, nude sunbathing in city parks, braless summer tops… no problem throughout Europe, but their European descendants in America freak out over it. What happened to thes poor American women to make them such prudes?
topless beaches, thongs, nude sunbathing in city parks, braless summer tops… no problem throughout Europe, but their European descendants in America freak out over it. What happened to thes poor American women to make them such prudes?
Im planning to go to a nude beach in florida but im scared of getting erections. should i masturbate before i go?
Im planning to go to a nude beach in florida but im scared of getting erections. should i masturbate before i go?
Im going to a nude beach this spring and I was wondering if there are any tips to keeping it halfway impressive. Or the people even look that much?
Im going to a nude beach this spring and I was wondering if there are any tips to keeping it halfway impressive. Or the people even look that much?
I’ve always imagined these places to be filled with hot young women. But in every depiction of a nude beach or resort I’ve ever seen they are filled with old fat people but no young hotties. Why is this ?
I’ve always imagined these places to be filled with hot young women. But in every depiction of a nude beach or resort I’ve ever seen they are filled with old fat people but no young hotties. Why is this ?
I am going to a nude beach in the spring and was wondering if anyone has any advice on keeping my penis looking impressive. Any tips? Or do people even pay attention to that at a nude beach?
I am going to a nude beach in the spring and was wondering if anyone has any advice on keeping my penis looking impressive. Any tips? Or do people even pay attention to that at a nude beach?
I have seen pictures taken on nude beaches that are posted on the Web. We are talking full frontal nudity. Would you allow a nude photo of your self posted on the web?
I have seen pictures taken on nude beaches that are posted on the Web. We are talking full frontal nudity. Would you allow a nude photo of your self posted on the web?
I know people don’t usually go to nude beaches to find love, but I saw a post on a travel forum that said single Polish girls to to Chalupy to pick up boys. Is this true?
I know people don’t usually go to nude beaches to find love, but I saw a post on a travel forum that said single Polish girls to to Chalupy to pick up boys. Is this true?